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Friedrich Peter Johannes Joussen is a German businessman, and the former executive chairman (Vorstandsvorsitzender) of TUI Group.
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Cindy Diver is a New Zealand writer, theatre director, actor, and owner and director of TheatreWorks Ltd, a company that provides casting services as well as acting classes. Diver is most notable for creat